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1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
我告诉我的妻子她太高地画了她的眉毛。她看上去很惊讶。
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
为什么科学家不信任原子?因为它们构成了一切。
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
你听说过那个害怕负数的数学家吗?他为了避免它们不惜一切。
4. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. It's very binding.
我正在阅读一本有关胶水历史的书。它非常粘合。
5. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
为什么程序员喜欢黑暗模式?因为亮光会吸引虫子。
6. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but it's really hard to find good players.
我正在组织一个藏猫猫的比赛,但是很难找到好的选手。
7. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know you can’t. I had to amputate your arms."
一个男人在一次严重的事故后在医院醒来。他喊道,“医生,医生,我感觉不到我的腿!”医生回答道:“我知道你感觉不到。我不得不截肢你的手臂。”
8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
为什么海鸥在海上飞行?因为如果它们在海湾上飞行,它们会成为贝果。
9. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
我正在进行威士忌减肥。我已经失去了三天。
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
为什么番茄变成了红色?因为它看到了沙拉酱。
11. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
为什么科学家不相信原子?因为它们构成了一切。
12. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
我告诉我的妻子她画她的眉毛太高了。她看上去很惊讶。
13. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
我过去凭借听觉演奏钢琴,但现在我使用我的手。
14. I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to develop the film.
我有一种摄影记忆,但我总是忘记冲洗胶片。
15. I told a joke about a grenade, but it never went off.
我讲了一个有关手的笑话,但它从未出现过。
16. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu. You get what you deserve.
你听说过那家名为“因果报应”的新餐厅吗?没有菜单。你得到你应得的。
17. I walked into a bar with a paper under my arm and said, “I'll have a beer and enough of your strongest toilet paper." The bartender said, “Why the strong toilet paper?" I said, “I've got a wipe on paper, and I don’t want to tear it.”
我拿着一张纸走进了一家酒吧,说:“我要一杯啤酒和足够你们最强的卫生纸。”酒保问:“为什么要最强的卫生纸?” 我说:“我有一张纸要擦,我不想撕破它。”
18. I’m so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes closed.
我睡觉非常好,可以闭着眼睛做到。
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